Scary Shawarma Kiosk: the ANOMALY - All New Anomalies

The Supernatural Anomalies

The massive new update has completely transformed the night shift, introducing 16 brand-new characters to the kiosk window. From eccentric locals to terrifying reality-bending entities, every customer now presents a unique challenge to your survival and your sanity. These customers defy the laws of physics and biology. Approach with caution and keep the grill hot.

CharacterKey DialogueInteraction Notes
Chopped Head"My head hurts... My hat feels better when it is warm."Complains of pressure on his side; his "hat" is actually the top of his skull.
Headless"I can't feel my head... I only lost my head. I can still eat warm."Claims he used to have to bite his food, but now it goes in "all at once."
The Thief of Faces"This face doesn't fit right. It itches. It always itches."A chilling entity that admits his hands feel the heat before his stolen face does.
The Tall Man"Heat. Heat... You'll see what it means to ignore me."Towering and hungry. If you fail to serve him, he promises dire consequences.
Wild Deer"Good night. Good night. You are the one."A cryptic, bipedal deer that speaks in unsettling repetitions.
TV Glitch"My head is splitting. And you just stand there."A distorted entity that mirrors the frustrations of the Chopped Head.

The Thief of Faces

Theif of faces

Special Guest: Light Yagami

A familiar face from Death Note appears, but he isn't here for justice—he's here for your name.

  1. Order: Two shawarmas and a soda (350 Beli).
  2. The Trap: He claims to be from the police department investigating a suspect. He will provide a note and ask you to write your full name for "identification."
  3. Interaction: If you refuse or stall, he mutters: "Dang it. He saw right through my plan." * Pro Tip: Never give your name to a stranger with a notebook!

The Difficult Locals

Not every threat is a monster. Some are just very unpleasant humans (or human-adjacent).

CharacterPersonalityNotable Line
The Dumb GuyConfused"Everything feels slow... like my brain is floating."
VandalAggressive"Why did you throw it at the window? Sorry, it just slipped."
Narcissistic ShortyVain"People tend to get nervous around this kind of beauty."
Fake Police OfficerParanoid"You hear that buzzing too? It gets louder when I'm hungry."
Arrogant GuyImpatient"Can I have my money back, Slowpoke?"
Fat Woman (Training)Defensive"Protein day. Don't judge... I haven't eaten for a whole hour!"
Fat Unpleasant ManEntitled"Not great, honestly. Next time I expect a discount."

Arrogant Guy

arrogant guy ordering sharwarma

The "Shy Man" Interaction

Unlike the other aggressive customers, the Shy Man is genuinely apologetic.

  1. Dialogue: "Sorry, I hope I'm not taking too much of your time."
  2. Behavior: He appreciates patience. If you close the window on him prematurely, he leaves sadly, saying, "I didn't mean to bother you. I'll go."

Quick Interaction Summary Table

ActionResulting Dialogue Example
Successful Service"Warm feels better. I can finally think straight."
Closing the Window Early"You can't just close the window on this face!"
Ignoring the Order"I waited long enough... and you just stand there."


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